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Zapkin 07-28-2023 02:54 PM

UFO causes Hawk accident!!!
 
Distracted by a UFO, I wrecked. Or perhaps I just wiped out by the Hare Krishna Palace..One or the other or some of both?

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JerryHawk250 07-28-2023 03:01 PM

Glad to see you okay to tell us about it. :tup: If you would of wrapped your helmet in foil this wouldn't of happened. :lmao:

bigdano711 07-28-2023 04:06 PM

Oof. I know dumping my Hawk is not a matter of "if", it's a matter of "when". Just hope I'm doing under 25mph when it happens. Glad you're ok, broheim.

dirtbkr188 07-28-2023 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JerryHawk250 (Post 397981)
If you would of wrapped your helmet in foil this wouldn't of happened. :lmao:

...and don't forget the secret high sign... :tup:


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Bikenut 07-28-2023 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtbkr188 (Post 397991)
...and don't forget the secret high sign... :tup:


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Hmmmm... the secret sign people give to me has 3 fewer fingers.

TominMO 07-28-2023 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Zapkin (Post 397980)
Distracted by a UFO, I wrecked. Or perhaps I just wiped out by the Hare Krishna Palace..One or the other or some of both?

Fortunately, the tractor beam malfunctioned so you didn't get pulled up into the mother ship for unspeakable medical experimentation. The Chinese AA batteries that run the beam leaked.

Zapkin 08-01-2023 04:36 AM

Maybe you guys don't realize that the US govt is either engaging in a near 100-year gaslighting campaign or we are near disclosure of some whacky stuff. When I was a kid, I postulated that the "aliens" probably watch us the way we curiously watch an ant hill. Now I am not so sure. Once the official narrative started to swing towards the crazy stuff I had been imagining, I had to start questioning it. How crazy is that? Oh well, when the aliens get here, I will teach them to ride and how to fail at carb purchasing. Also, I wonder if their AI can figure out how to tune a carb on the first try!

Bikenut 08-01-2023 10:37 AM

I have a feeling that any species intelligent enough to travel between the stars are smart enough to avoid getting involved in humanity. Except for occasional excursions to see the beasts in their natural habitat of course.

Zapkin 08-01-2023 02:28 PM

it has to be gaslighting...has to be.

Sport Rider 08-01-2023 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bikenut (Post 398139)
I have a feeling that any species intelligent enough to travel between the stars are smart enough to avoid getting involved in humanity. Except for occasional excursions to see the beasts in their natural habitat of course.

kinda like seeing the monkeys in the zoo. :ohno:

JerryHawk250 08-01-2023 04:40 PM

Just sayin. :shrug:
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TominMO 08-01-2023 05:01 PM

^^ Not to mention that if it's raining, there might also be lightning. And that they are sticking a metal antenna above them. Totally Darwin Award winners.


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