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Old 02-18-2015, 08:45 PM   #2001
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Originally Posted by Wolftrax View Post
Isn't it about time for an oil thread?
Motor oil? That's easy.

Previously, I exclusively used Easter Timber Rattlesnake Oil, harvested only from serpents employed during religious snake-handling ceremonies in Appalachia. When harvested from the free range, crotalus horridus produces unsurpassed base oil stocks. These excellent base stocks are further, miraculously enhanced during the religious ceremonies.



Don't use just any snake oil! Use Eastern Timber Rattlesnake Oil!

Unfortunately, the cost of collecting, handling, and harvesting these serpents has became prohibitive, so I switched to 15W/40 motor oil. The commercial, diesel motor oil is doing an excellent job for me, so I intend to keep using it.

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