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Originally Posted by Weldangrind
I've said it before and it bears repeating; for your own safety, it is wise to never reveal your wife's weight. If asked, the only appropriate answer is "just right."
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LOL, in the entertainment business, when asked, the producers/directors group would almost always reply ...
"TWO.....Damned MUCH!"
wives ,however, can be far less forgiving 
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