As if I needed more reasons to hate snowbirds and government offices

calvarez · 03-22-2019, 12:36 PM

I finally got around to doing the title transfer at the motor vehicle office in Sun City, where the average age is death. I thought there would be smaller lines, and indeed, the DOT web site claimed it was only a nine minute wait.

Nein. It was a 50 minute wait, mostly 100 year olds being told over and over again that yes, you need to bring your paperwork with you, and yes, you have to pay the fees for your expired registration before getting a sticker, etc etc. One had to hear it SIX damn times.

But I digress. I'm almost done, finally, when an MVD employee yells, "Who has a motorcycle with a California license plate?" Took me a minute to register, and actually the clerk mentioned it first. "Didn't you bring this from California?"

The old dude JUST.DIDN'T.SEE.IT

2LZ · 03-22-2019, 12:45 PM

Oh man.... I've had that happen THREE TIMES over my lifetime. It SUCKS!!!

My boss just bought a new HD. I told him, "The only chance you have to to park all the way at the BACK of your parking place or some a-hole will ass-punch your bike through the spot turning into it. Even with that, fingers crossed.

I hope it survived the fall ok. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................

It is kind of odd how the "collision repair center" is in the background tho...

**JerryHawk250** · 03-22-2019, 01:01 PM

Man that sucks, But hey, your are right across the street from a collision center so you could get a quick estimate on the damage. lol Yeah, I know not funny but what a coincidence.

Juanro · 03-22-2019, 01:08 PM

The irony is strong in that picture.

calvarez · 03-22-2019, 01:14 PM

Yeah, I made sure to get that in this picture, the first one I took didn't include it. No damage to the bike. I mean, there might be more scratches on top of the previous scratches, can't tell. The only things that hit were the guards, the corner of the bag, and the bar end. Which kind of reminds me that I really should replace the missing left bar end. I've been lazy. Anyone have an opinion on OEM versus something else?

culcune · 03-22-2019, 01:23 PM

That story is hilarious...up to the point I scrolled down! This photo should go viral, however; I envision a caption something along the lines of, "Oh, no! Where can I take it to get repaired??!!" Okay, maybe not so good, but I think a caption contest is in order!!

Emerikol · 03-23-2019, 07:55 AM

I can attest to the drivers in Arizona being bat-shit crazy! The snowbirds are almost as bad as all the teeny-boppers out there on their cell phones posting selfies to social media while eating their drive-thru and practicing the latest dance routine, all while demonstrating to the rest of us poor saps how they really should be Indy car drivers.

calvarez · 03-23-2019, 10:49 AM

I think the snowbirds are a bigger problem than people driving and texting while drunk. Unfortunately I live near their nesting area, and frequently shop and do business where their main area intersects civilization. It's a mess all winter.

culcune · 03-23-2019, 09:05 PM

In Yuma, the make a mess out of the so-called Foothills area; about 10 miles away from my AZ house.

DanKearney · 03-25-2019, 12:11 PM

Sorry to hear of your mishap.

I once witnessed a guy zip into a parking lot, drive too fast down a lane of parked cars, and swing into a space, smashing the bike that was parked in the space close to the curb end.

Ever since then, if I park in a lot like that, I always leave my bike parked all the way at the open end of the space so that it is clear to the distracted masses that there is something parked there.

Cheers,

Dan K.

calvarez · 03-25-2019, 01:43 PM

Yeah, I always park even with the back of the cars next to me. Didn't help here.

sqwert · 03-26-2019, 11:26 PM

I park in the no parking areas at the ends of the rows. No matter how or where you park in any parking space of any type there is always some idiot who does things stupid. If you park across the spot instead of in line with the cars some idiot in the next spot will not see the bike and hook a tire on his way out. Happens all the time. I heard in Japan anyone who causes a wreck and tells a judge, "I didn't see it" hears, "If you can't see any better than that you don't need to drive," and their license is confiscated. That should be done everywhere. People get to a certain age and cause a half dozen wrecks in as many weeks before figuring out they are old. My mother is 87, has cataracts, and still drives. Be very afraid.

calvarez · 03-27-2019, 09:34 AM

I try to find those kinds of spaces, and sidewalks, very often. But only if the bike won't be a problem for someone. With the bags on, it takes up quite a bit of room. And this was a government agency, so I feared excessive law enforcement. The only sidewalk spot would be close to, if not on, a handicapped access area.

Of all the bikes I've owned in decades, this is the only one to get hit in a parking space, and the only one that could handle it fine. All the others have been plastic-covered. It's also the one that should have been most visible.

sqwert · 03-28-2019, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by calvarez

Of all the bikes I've owned in decades, this is the only one to get hit in a parking space, and the only one that could handle it fine. .

Zong builds the RX3 tougher than it has to be, for sure. Mine was tossed unto concrete from about 8 feet up and 65mph, landed upside down if the damage can be considered, and still could be ridden.

calvarez · 03-29-2019, 02:25 AM

All of my other bikes were covered in plastic. It's not about how they build these, it's that they aren't sport bikes covered in plastic.

03-22-2019, 12:36 PM	#1
calvarez Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Peoria, AZ Posts: 334	As if I needed more reasons to hate snowbirds and government offices I finally got around to doing the title transfer at the motor vehicle office in Sun City, where the average age is death. I thought there would be smaller lines, and indeed, the DOT web site claimed it was only a nine minute wait. Nein. It was a 50 minute wait, mostly 100 year olds being told over and over again that yes, you need to bring your paperwork with you, and yes, you have to pay the fees for your expired registration before getting a sticker, etc etc. One had to hear it SIX damn times. But I digress. I'm almost done, finally, when an MVD employee yells, "Who has a motorcycle with a California license plate?" Took me a minute to register, and actually the clerk mentioned it first. "Didn't you bring this from California?" The old dude JUST.DIDN'T.SEE.IT
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03-22-2019, 12:45 PM	#2
2LZ Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Volcano, Ca Posts: 7,112	Oh man.... I've had that happen THREE TIMES over my lifetime. It SUCKS!!! My boss just bought a new HD. I told him, "The only chance you have to to park all the way at the BACK of your parking place or some a-hole will ass-punch your bike through the spot turning into it. Even with that, fingers crossed. I hope it survived the fall ok. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................. It is kind of odd how the "collision repair center" is in the background tho... __________________ "Light a fire for a man, and you heat him for a day. Light a man on fire, and you heat him for the rest of his life." 2007 Suzuki DRZ400S (SM convert) 2009 Q Link XP 200 1967 BSA B25 250cc Starfire 2022 Royal Enfield Interceptor 650 2023 Royal Enfield Scram 411 1948 Royal Enfield Model G 350
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03-22-2019, 01:01 PM	#3
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03-22-2019, 01:23 PM	#6
culcune Join Date: May 2006 Location: Yuma, Arizona Posts: 9,056	That story is hilarious...up to the point I scrolled down! This photo should go viral, however; I envision a caption something along the lines of, "Oh, no! Where can I take it to get repaired??!!" Okay, maybe not so good, but I think a caption contest is in order!! __________________ "They say that life's a carousel, spinning fast you got to ride it well..." TGB Delivery Scooter 150 TMEC 200 Enduro--carcass is sadly rotting in the backyard
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03-23-2019, 07:55 AM	#7
Emerikol Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Carrollton, GA Posts: 1,467	I can attest to the drivers in Arizona being bat-shit crazy! The snowbirds are almost as bad as all the teeny-boppers out there on their cell phones posting selfies to social media while eating their drive-thru and practicing the latest dance routine, all while demonstrating to the rest of us poor saps how they really should be Indy car drivers. __________________ First Rule of Aviation: -Never Pass Up The Opportunity to Pee I was struggling to get my wife's attention; I sat down on the couch and looked comfortable. That did the trick! My wife says I only have two faults. I don't listen and something else... If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way I told you to... The Stable: 2005 Yamaha V-Star 650 - SOLD 2015 Suzuki DR 650 2015 RPS Hawk 250 - SOLD 2016 Ural Gear Up
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03-22-2019, 01:08 PM	#4
Juanro Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 321	The irony is strong in that picture.
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03-22-2019, 01:14 PM	#5
calvarez Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Peoria, AZ Posts: 334	Yeah, I made sure to get that in this picture, the first one I took didn't include it. No damage to the bike. I mean, there might be more scratches on top of the previous scratches, can't tell. The only things that hit were the guards, the corner of the bag, and the bar end. Which kind of reminds me that I really should replace the missing left bar end. I've been lazy. Anyone have an opinion on OEM versus something else?
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03-23-2019, 10:49 AM	#8
calvarez Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Peoria, AZ Posts: 334	I think the snowbirds are a bigger problem than people driving and texting while drunk. Unfortunately I live near their nesting area, and frequently shop and do business where their main area intersects civilization. It's a mess all winter.
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03-23-2019, 09:05 PM	#9
culcune Join Date: May 2006 Location: Yuma, Arizona Posts: 9,056	In Yuma, the make a mess out of the so-called Foothills area; about 10 miles away from my AZ house. __________________ "They say that life's a carousel, spinning fast you got to ride it well..." TGB Delivery Scooter 150 TMEC 200 Enduro--carcass is sadly rotting in the backyard
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03-25-2019, 12:11 PM	#10
DanKearney Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 216	Sorry to hear of your mishap. I once witnessed a guy zip into a parking lot, drive too fast down a lane of parked cars, and swing into a space, smashing the bike that was parked in the space close to the curb end. Ever since then, if I park in a lot like that, I always leave my bike parked all the way at the open end of the space so that it is clear to the distracted masses that there is something parked there. Cheers, Dan K. __________________ Dan Kearney - Black Hawk, Colorado, USA Dan's Motorcycle Blog - "Lost? I'm not lost. I'm just exploring. . ."
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03-25-2019, 01:43 PM	#11
calvarez Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Peoria, AZ Posts: 334	Yeah, I always park even with the back of the cars next to me. Didn't help here.
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03-26-2019, 11:26 PM	#12
sqwert Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 382	I park in the no parking areas at the ends of the rows. No matter how or where you park in any parking space of any type there is always some idiot who does things stupid. If you park across the spot instead of in line with the cars some idiot in the next spot will not see the bike and hook a tire on his way out. Happens all the time. I heard in Japan anyone who causes a wreck and tells a judge, "I didn't see it" hears, "If you can't see any better than that you don't need to drive," and their license is confiscated. That should be done everywhere. People get to a certain age and cause a half dozen wrecks in as many weeks before figuring out they are old. My mother is 87, has cataracts, and still drives. Be very afraid.
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03-27-2019, 09:34 AM	#13
calvarez Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Peoria, AZ Posts: 334	I try to find those kinds of spaces, and sidewalks, very often. But only if the bike won't be a problem for someone. With the bags on, it takes up quite a bit of room. And this was a government agency, so I feared excessive law enforcement. The only sidewalk spot would be close to, if not on, a handicapped access area. Of all the bikes I've owned in decades, this is the only one to get hit in a parking space, and the only one that could handle it fine. All the others have been plastic-covered. It's also the one that should have been most visible.
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03-29-2019, 02:25 AM	#15
calvarez Join Date: Sep 2018 Location: Peoria, AZ Posts: 334	All of my other bikes were covered in plastic. It's not about how they build these, it's that they aren't sport bikes covered in plastic.
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