LOOK! MA..... I'm learning a new language!

Reveeen · 05-25-2011, 01:58 PM

The language I'm learning is used Chinese scooter speak:

1) The plastics are a little loose and need a few screws.

(every plastic panel is smashed, or missing the locking tabs, and are fit for nothing, maybe you can fix it with a 5 gallon pail of epoxy glue, and a roll of duct tape)

2) It doesn't run right now, if I put some gas down the carb, it will start right up.

(half the carb screws are stripped, the linkage is bent beyond repair, and the intake manifold got broken when I lost my temper)

3) My buddy had it for a while but he couldn't fix it.

(While my buddy had it the battery got low, so he reverse boosted it with his truck, letting the "magic Chinese smoke" out of the stator, voltage regulator, and CDI unit)

4) You will have to adjust the side stand, somehow it seems like it is too long...... they are all like that.

(The frame is broken)

I'll bet you will never guess what I am up to?

05-25-2011, 01:58 PM	#1
Reveeen Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: orbital platform Posts: 741	LOOK! MA..... I'm learning a new language! The language I'm learning is used Chinese scooter speak: 1) The plastics are a little loose and need a few screws. (every plastic panel is smashed, or missing the locking tabs, and are fit for nothing, maybe you can fix it with a 5 gallon pail of epoxy glue, and a roll of duct tape) 2) It doesn't run right now, if I put some gas down the carb, it will start right up. (half the carb screws are stripped, the linkage is bent beyond repair, and the intake manifold got broken when I lost my temper) 3) My buddy had it for a while but he couldn't fix it. (While my buddy had it the battery got low, so he reverse boosted it with his truck, letting the "magic Chinese smoke" out of the stator, voltage regulator, and CDI unit) 4) You will have to adjust the side stand, somehow it seems like it is too long...... they are all like that. (The frame is broken) I'll bet you will never guess what I am up to?
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