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[cheesy]

Different kind of UDF last night. I went to my first Cyclegear Bike Night in years yesterday. I've always gone to the one in Schaumburg, IL in the past, but went to one in Bolingbrook because I was invited. It was effing packed. Buddy Casey's Ural was there but he was at the other end of the whack of bikes. Casey asked me to come down. He lives in Bolingbrook. It's an hour plus ride for me.

Back to the UDF. As I'm backing into the only spot big enough to fit Arpok, I can hear someone shout, "It has reverse". There's about a dozen people asking rapid fire questions. They disperse after about 5 minutes, then a middle aged couple with two teenage boys come up to me. The Dad points to the Ukraine flag on my fairing and asks, in an eastern European accent, if I know how to say what's printed in Russian on the Ukraine flag. I tell him that I only know the translation, which is 'Fuck Putin'. He smiled and said, "Yes" Then asked me if I actually knew anything about Ukraine and I told him about my three nieces from Kyiv that were adopted in the early nineties. His eyes got wide and said he and his wife were part of that group of kids and then Mom and Dad both hugged me. That kind of took me by surprise. Before they left, Dad taught me how to say 'Fuck Putin' in Russian. Mom tells me that even though my bike is Russian, it's very nice.

[Bruces]

Good job with that Cheesy .Just wondering out loud ,what are you going to do for parts if Putin is still screwing around for a while longer ?

[cheesy]

Originally Posted by Bruces

Good job with that Cheesy .Just wondering out loud ,what are you going to do for parts if Putin is still screwing around for a while longer ?

I've got a good stock of parts on hand for the foreseeable future as long as I don't have something catastrophic happen. There still is a good stock of parts in the US and there is still Estonia and Lithuania via eBay. IMZ is also in the process of moving production to Kazakhstan and hopes to be up and running by the end of August.

I sure hope they don't do a Beaufort.

[TominMO]

Originally Posted by cheesy

I've got a good stock of parts on hand for the foreseeable future as long as I don't have something catastrophic happen. There still is a good stock of parts in the US and there is still Estonia and Lithuania via eBay. IMZ is also in the process of moving production to Kazakhstan and hopes to be up and running by the end of August.

I sure hope they don't do a Beaufort.

IMZ President: Plant in Kazakhstan is bad. What we do, comrade?
IMZ VP of Produktion: I hear is man in Amerika with name cheesy. Is like Chuck Norris of produktion. Maybe we get him, da?
Pres: Da, we try that. Send Igor and Andrei, give him nice talk.

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Igor: Meester cheesy, we hear you good produktion man. How you like to come into Kazakhstan, fix problem in factory?
cheesy: Are you kidding me? I just retired from this other company and still have PTSD from working with those fcukwits.
(Andrei explains to Igor what fcukwit is.)
Igor: Ah da, we have too. We like you coming for one week, look at problem. Give us report. Worth much ruble to us. Maybe come back later as produktion boss.
cheesy: Sounds kinda interesting, but.....

[Bruces]

Awesome ! Let’s hope the fun and festivities are over soon .

[Sport Rider]

Originally Posted by tominmo

imz president: Plant in kazakhstan is bad. What we do, comrade?
Imz vp of produktion: I hear is man in amerika with name cheesy. Is like chuck norris of produktion. Maybe we get him, da?
Pres: Da, we try that. Send igor and andrei, give him nice talk.

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igor: Meester cheesy, we hear you good produktion man. How you like to come into kazakhstan, fix problem in factory?
Cheesy: Are you kidding me? I just retired from this other company and still have ptsd from working with those fcukwits.
(andrei explains to igor what fcukwit is.)
igor: Ah da, we have too. We like you coming for one week, look at problem. Give us report. Worth much ruble to us. Maybe come back later as production boss.
Cheesy: Sounds kinda interesting, but.....

[cheesy]

It would be nice to have a stamp other than Mexico in my current passport.

[TominMO]

Originally Posted by cheesy

It would be nice to have a stamp other than Mexico in my current passport.

добро пожаловутъ, господин cheesy!

[TominMO]

Putin: What is situation with plant in Kazakhstan?
Igor: Meester President, is not changed at this time.....
Putin: What are you two schmucks doing? Do I hev to do everything around here? What about this Meester....Meester Cheddar....?
Igor: Is Meester cheesy, Meester President. He seem reluctant to go.....right now is big poopstorm at current job. Maybe Meester cheesy hev big important job there when dust settle.
Putin: (expletive deleted) Maybe I send Spetsnaz to bring him to Kazakhstan....?
Andrei: Sir, we try again to get him. Offer even more rubles. Plus best motorcycle we make as extra sugar on deal.
Putin: OK but this is your last chance. Maybe I send Spetsnaz to give you a little visit.....
Igor: Is no problem, Meester President. We get him this time for sure.....

[Sport Rider]

the CIA is probably tracking the forum now.

[TominMO]

Originally Posted by Sport Rider

the CIA is probably tracking the forum now.

So I shouldn't have posted in Russian?

Gonna stay awake all night so the black helicopters don't catch me off guard.....

[Darkrider]

Originally Posted by Sport Rider

the CIA is probably tracking the forum now.

They might be tracking my local car club atm for the stunt we pulled on China lmfao

[TominMO]

Dear diary: Tonight a wave of paranoia swept the Chinariders forum.....

[TominMO]

Putin: What is latest report?
Igor: Meester President, we have tried two new things. First, we sent top Spetsnaz soldier Boris to scare Meester cheesy. But Boris was scared by him and left quickly.
Putin: And other attempt?
Andrei: Then we send in most beautiful Russian spy, named Natasha, to try to convince him. But is also no dice. It turn out Meesus cheesy is more beautiful, so Meester cheesy not impressed.
Putin: OK, that is it with you guys. I move plant to Siberia and put you both in charge of it.....
Igor: But, but, Meester President, wait please, we have one more thing to try!
Andrei: Yes sir, we also have deep-cover Americanski agent. He live 400 kilometre south of Meester cheesy. Is on motorcycle forum. We send him expense money to travel north to meet with Meester cheesy. For this operation, agent has code name Roquefort.....
Putin: Rockford? I love that guy, even if he is capitalist! Did you see him in Support Your Local Constable...?
Andrei: Umm....
Igor: Meester President, is Roquefort. Is type of ch.....
Putin: Ah, I get it. OK, but if this doesn't work, you two will be shopping for much warmer clothing.....

[Sport Rider]

Originally Posted by TominMO

Dear diary: Tonight a wave of paranoia swept the Chinariders forum.....