Hawk made its first delivery.

Zapkin · 05-25-2023, 12:31 PM

After chatting with Doordash and that company that delivers for WalMart, I discovered that neither one of them want motorcycle deliveries in my area. So, I went ahead and started telling the old folks in my building and those in my mother in laws that I would make short store runs for them if it will fit in my box and they make it worth my while. Well, I went about 2 miles and made 12.00 heheheheeh. I won't forget you guys when I am in the penthouse on the top floor surrounded by modded Chinabikes and beautiful escorts.

**JerryHawk250** · 05-25-2023, 12:42 PM

That sounds like that might work out better for you.

Boatguy · 05-25-2023, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Zapkin

After chatting with Doordash and that company that delivers for WalMart, I discovered that neither one of them want motorcycle deliveries in my area. So, I went ahead and started telling the old folks in my building and those in my mother in laws that I would make short store runs for them if it will fit in my box and they make it worth my while. Well, I went about 2 miles and made 12.00 heheheheeh. I won't forget you guys when I am in the penthouse on the top floor surrounded by modded Chinabikes and beautiful escorts.

Where is this penthouse you speak of?

Asking for a friend

Darkrider · 05-26-2023, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JerryHawk250

That sounds like that might work out better for you.

I am honestly not surprised about Walmart especially as they have even stopped allowing dashers to deliver with pickups.

buzz · 05-26-2023, 08:36 PM

Its not a penthouse,its the a nuthouse. lol

minimac · 05-28-2023, 10:11 AM

Are you sure it's not the outhouse?

Zapkin · 05-28-2023, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by buzz

Its not a penthouse,its the a nuthouse. lol

ever seen Shutter Island? It might be something like that going on, but if it is please dont shake me out of my delusions..they are really fun at the moment.

Zapkin · 05-28-2023, 11:46 AM

oh and you can **** me. did i forget to mention that? did I insult you ever? hmm..nope. Go abuse your own friends.

PastorCzo · 05-28-2023, 01:19 PM

That escalated quickly

vividpixel · 05-28-2023, 05:30 PM

Always nice for a story to get a happy ending :'-)

Zapkin · 05-28-2023, 06:42 PM

Well, I figured it out now. In the penthouse, I will install a "nuthouse" room where I can go when I am about to snap. Also adjacent will be the "outhouse" where I will retrieve the ammo which I use to deal with those upon whom I "snap". After all of that, I will leisurely lounge around, luxuriantly gazing at my modded-out Chinabikes, while receiving massages from a number of personal assistants.

Bikenut · 05-28-2023, 07:42 PM

The 3 most important words in my life...

Let

It

Go

Life is way too short to get my knickers in a knot over other people.

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Zapkin Join Date: Sep 2022 Location: Ohio Valley Posts: 688	Hawk made its first delivery. After chatting with Doordash and that company that delivers for WalMart, I discovered that neither one of them want motorcycle deliveries in my area. So, I went ahead and started telling the old folks in my building and those in my mother in laws that I would make short store runs for them if it will fit in my box and they make it worth my while. Well, I went about 2 miles and made 12.00 heheheheeh. I won't forget you guys when I am in the penthouse on the top floor surrounded by modded Chinabikes and beautiful escorts. __________________ 2022 Hawk 250
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Zapkin Join Date: Sep 2022 Location: Ohio Valley Posts: 688	Well, I figured it out now. In the penthouse, I will install a "nuthouse" room where I can go when I am about to snap. Also adjacent will be the "outhouse" where I will retrieve the ammo which I use to deal with those upon whom I "snap". After all of that, I will leisurely lounge around, luxuriantly gazing at my modded-out Chinabikes, while receiving massages from a number of personal assistants. __________________ 2022 Hawk 250 Last edited by Zapkin; 05-28-2023 at 08:53 PM. Reason: i was too verbose.
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