I double dog dare ya to walk into NAPA and ask for a Singing Sparking Relay!
You aint a man... haven't a hair on yer chest.. yer a lily livered little girl if ya don't do it!
For some reason "singing sparking relay" puts me in mind of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon where bugs found the singing sword....
Most places will have relays hanging in the aisle, just take your old one along and match the prongs up.
JC Whitney sells relays that play Elvis's "Love me Tender" when activated, might be an upgrade to think about.... :P