Humor - You got to laugh! - Page 15

Thumper · 08-10-2023, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Texas Pete

Kind of funny until you think of what Johnny would think if he heard it. He was a gentle and forgiving dude, but it sounds exactly like him.

Personally, I think AI voice mimic like this is going to make it impossible to believe speech anymore. They can even include video mimic. It is not just sad. Yes, Pete, I agree, it is truly scary.

TominMO · 08-10-2023, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Magician16

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me”. Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone. "She's finally gone...yeah I know, it is about time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like.” He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed, seething with rage and with tears in her eyes. She grabbed the note to see what he wrote. "I can see your feet. We're outta bread; be back in five minutes."

Brilliant!

Magician16 · 08-13-2023, 01:32 PM

A man walks into a zoo. There's only 1 animal in the zoo, a dog. It's a Shitzu.

**JerryHawk250** · 08-15-2023, 03:24 PM

**JerryHawk250** · 08-17-2023, 08:28 AM

Just for you Cheesy. lol

Texas Pete · 08-17-2023, 12:28 PM

TominMO · 08-17-2023, 02:29 PM

I see your cat and raise you one cat scope

Texas Pete · 08-17-2023, 03:32 PM

**JerryHawk250** · 08-17-2023, 04:59 PM

Bikenut · 08-17-2023, 05:12 PM

Remember the good old days when everything was effortless? And now that you are old if you have a good day you sit and decide if anything is worth the effort?

TominMO · 08-17-2023, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bikenut

Remember the good old days when everything was effortless? And now that you are old if you have a good day you sit and decide if anything is worth the effort?

I remember a Bill Cosby standup routine where he bends down to pick something up off the floor, and asks himself, What else can I pick up while I'm down here?

I'm there.

Texas Pete · 08-19-2023, 10:20 PM

Texas Pete · 08-20-2023, 10:32 AM

Texas Pete · 08-20-2023, 06:41 PM

**JerryHawk250** · 08-21-2023, 08:00 AM

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