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Texas Pete · 07-03-2023, 11:17 AM

Texas Pete · 07-04-2023, 07:31 PM

Texas Pete · 07-08-2023, 04:05 PM

**JerryHawk250** · 07-13-2023, 08:06 AM

**JerryHawk250** · 07-13-2023, 08:06 AM

Nutlang · 07-13-2023, 09:36 AM

So this dude is of to the doctor because he is squint in both eyes. Doctor reckons he has got to put two nuts on his eyes for an hour.. Next day the dude is back and reckons;
Doc, man, I could only pull my nuts as far as my belly button because after that it hurts like hell!!

**JerryHawk250** · 07-14-2023, 03:15 PM

**cheesy** · 07-14-2023, 03:53 PM

Jeez, Jerry.

Posting bad puns must be a Lousyana thing. My little sister does it, too.

Texas Pete · 07-18-2023, 03:07 PM

On that note. When I was a kid, my old man got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

Texas Pete · 07-18-2023, 07:35 PM

Thumper · 08-10-2023, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Texas Pete

Kind of funny until you think of what Johnny would think if he heard it. He was a gentle and forgiving dude, but it sounds exactly like him.

Personally, I think AI voice mimic like this is going to make it impossible to believe speech anymore. They can even include video mimic. It is not just sad. Yes, Pete, I agree, it is truly scary.

TominMO · 07-18-2023, 09:12 PM

Oh well if we're doing that now.....

Texas Pete · 07-19-2023, 01:31 AM

A dog walks up to the counter in a deli. It has a note and cash in its mouth. The man behind the counter reads the note. It states what kind and amount of meat the dog wants.

The clerk puts a sack of cold cuts in the dog’s mouth and takes the money. The dog walks to the door and pushes it open. Curious, the man follows. The dog goes to a bus stop and sits and waits.

When a bus comes, the dog looks at the front of the bus, seems to read where it’s going, shakes its head, and sits back down. The next bus comes and the dog gets on. It drops some change in the fare box, then takes a seat. The man follows. Five stops later, the dog gets off. The man follows as it trots up to a house and rams the door with its head once, twice, three times.

As it barks, the homeowner comes to the door. “So there you are, you dumb dog!” The deli worker says, “Dumb? That’s got to be the most brilliant dog in the world!” “Brilliant?” the homeowner says. “This is the third time he’s forgotten his keys!”

**JerryHawk250** · 07-19-2023, 08:46 AM

This one is just for you Cheesy.

Texas Pete · 07-20-2023, 06:21 PM

Revving up my bike,
Wind whips through my flowing hair,
BRAAP! My toupee flies!

07-03-2023, 11:17 AM	#1
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07-04-2023, 07:31 PM	#2
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07-08-2023, 04:05 PM	#3
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07-13-2023, 08:06 AM	#4
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07-13-2023, 09:36 AM	#6
Nutlang Join Date: Jul 2023 Location: South Africa Posts: 25	So this dude is of to the doctor because he is squint in both eyes. Doctor reckons he has got to put two nuts on his eyes for an hour.. Next day the dude is back and reckons; Doc, man, I could only pull my nuts as far as my belly button because after that it hurts like hell!! __________________ 2023 Big Boy Mustang 1998 GSXR400R 1996 GSXR1100G (Sadly sold her; big mistake ) 1988 KL250
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07-14-2023, 03:53 PM	#8
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07-18-2023, 03:07 PM	#9
Texas Pete Join Date: Nov 2022 Location: Dallas TX Posts: 578	On that note. When I was a kid, my old man got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there. __________________ 2022 1/2 Templar X 250 - 6 gear model - 13 Front / 40 Rear Sprockets - #42 / #120 Jets - 1mm thick nitrile O-ring needle shim (removed) - Kenda K761 Dual Sport Tires - Sedona Standard Thickness Inner Tubes - Stock OEM battery, carburetor, spark plug still going strong - https://youtu.be/dhAYEKH-jFQ Texas Pete's Templar X 250 Torque Specifications Sheet Texas Pete's Engine Displacement Calculator Texas Pete's Tire and Rim Compatibility
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07-18-2023, 07:35 PM	#10
Texas Pete Join Date: Nov 2022 Location: Dallas TX Posts: 578	Ai is a scary thing __________________ 2022 1/2 Templar X 250 - 6 gear model - 13 Front / 40 Rear Sprockets - #42 / #120 Jets - 1mm thick nitrile O-ring needle shim (removed) - Kenda K761 Dual Sport Tires - Sedona Standard Thickness Inner Tubes - Stock OEM battery, carburetor, spark plug still going strong - https://youtu.be/dhAYEKH-jFQ Texas Pete's Templar X 250 Torque Specifications Sheet Texas Pete's Engine Displacement Calculator Texas Pete's Tire and Rim Compatibility Last edited by Texas Pete; 07-18-2023 at 07:36 PM. Reason: AI IS A SCARY THING
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07-19-2023, 01:31 AM	#13
Texas Pete Join Date: Nov 2022 Location: Dallas TX Posts: 578	A dog walks up to the counter in a deli. It has a note and cash in its mouth. The man behind the counter reads the note. It states what kind and amount of meat the dog wants. The clerk puts a sack of cold cuts in the dog’s mouth and takes the money. The dog walks to the door and pushes it open. Curious, the man follows. The dog goes to a bus stop and sits and waits. When a bus comes, the dog looks at the front of the bus, seems to read where it’s going, shakes its head, and sits back down. The next bus comes and the dog gets on. It drops some change in the fare box, then takes a seat. The man follows. Five stops later, the dog gets off. The man follows as it trots up to a house and rams the door with its head once, twice, three times. As it barks, the homeowner comes to the door. “So there you are, you dumb dog!” The deli worker says, “Dumb? That’s got to be the most brilliant dog in the world!” “Brilliant?” the homeowner says. “This is the third time he’s forgotten his keys!” __________________ 2022 1/2 Templar X 250 - 6 gear model - 13 Front / 40 Rear Sprockets - #42 / #120 Jets - 1mm thick nitrile O-ring needle shim (removed) - Kenda K761 Dual Sport Tires - Sedona Standard Thickness Inner Tubes - Stock OEM battery, carburetor, spark plug still going strong - https://youtu.be/dhAYEKH-jFQ Texas Pete's Templar X 250 Torque Specifications Sheet Texas Pete's Engine Displacement Calculator Texas Pete's Tire and Rim Compatibility
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07-19-2023, 08:46 AM	#14
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07-20-2023, 06:21 PM	#15
Texas Pete Join Date: Nov 2022 Location: Dallas TX Posts: 578	Revving up my bike, Wind whips through my flowing hair, BRAAP! My toupee flies! __________________ 2022 1/2 Templar X 250 - 6 gear model - 13 Front / 40 Rear Sprockets - #42 / #120 Jets - 1mm thick nitrile O-ring needle shim (removed) - Kenda K761 Dual Sport Tires - Sedona Standard Thickness Inner Tubes - Stock OEM battery, carburetor, spark plug still going strong - https://youtu.be/dhAYEKH-jFQ Texas Pete's Templar X 250 Torque Specifications Sheet Texas Pete's Engine Displacement Calculator Texas Pete's Tire and Rim Compatibility
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